Mad Nad’s seat up for grabs

If some of us can allow ourselves to dream a little bit the Mid Bedfordshire By-Election swing was repeated across the country, giving
LAB: 480 (+284)
LDM: 104 (+96)
CON: 20 (-356)
SNP: 23 (-25)
PLC: 3 (+1)
GRN: 1 (=)

which is this map

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Based on that map, by my reckoning, Braverman and Badenoch will go.

In fact the 20 left will be

John Lamont in Scotland

Just three paid up ERG loons John Whittingdale, Bernard Jenkin and Mark Francois

The only current Cabinet Minister or MP who attends Cabinet that would be left is Steve Barclay

Also left

Gavin Williamson (FFS! :ROFLMAO: )
Louie French
Chris Philp
Andrew Rosindell
Victoria Atkins
Giles Watling
John Hayes
Matt Warman
Rebecca Harris
Alex Burghart
Julia Lopez
Gareth Bacon
Stephen Metcalfe
David Evennett

and either Damian Green, Helen Whately or Helen Grant. There are boundary changes, all were in safe seats in that area but I don't know who will be selected.

Wouldn't that be something?

If you think of some of the people the Conservatives have foisted on us these lat 7/8 Brexit years, who without doubt must comprise about 50% of the worst people ever to be elected to Parliament, through a combination of losing seats/standing down we would be rid of

Boris Johnson
Lizz Truss
Suella Braverman
Priti Patel
Michael Gove
Grant Schapps
Dominic Raaaab
Jacob Rees-Mogg
Nadine Dorries
Rishi Sunak
Oliver Dowden
Jeremy Hunt
James Cleverly
Penny Mordaunt
Andrew Bridgen
Kemi Badenoch
Therese Coffey
Greg Hands
Michael Fabricant
Owen Paterson
Robert Jenrick
Kwasi Kwarteng
Brexit hardman Steve Baker
Simon Clarke
Johnathan Gullis
Chris Grayling
Sajid Javid
Matt Hancock
Graham Brady
Chris Pincher
Bill Cash
Desmond Swayne
Peter Bone
Christopher Chope
Andrea Leadsom
Therea Villiers
Daniel Kawczynski
Geoffrey Cox
Robert Buckland
Esther McVey
Anne-Marie Trevelyan
Michael Fallon
Liam Fox
David Davis
Neil Tractor Porn Parish
David Warburton
Imran Ahmad Khan
Rob Roberts
Andrew Griffiths
Charlie Elphicke and his wife
30p Lee Anderson
Nadhim Zahawi
Scott Benton
Iain and Duncan Smith
Tobias Ellwood
and
John Redwood

It's an exhausting rather than exhaustive list. I've probably missed some additional scumbags. I actually left a few off the list because they did show some decency here and there along with some gobshitiness.

In years gone by Theresa May would be on that list for her enthusiastic creation of the hostile environment and her premature triggering of A50 and her stupid red lines. She'd have fit in to the Thatcher cabinets quite well. I'd have had Ken Clarke in there in previous lists of MP's I'd like to have seen the back of when they were in government and inflicting misery on the miners and the poor. However, compared to the 50+ above, she was actually competent, decent and moderate. Comparatively.
 
Quick Rishi - give knighthoods to as many of you chums as possible while there is still time. Need more Tory peers to keep the wokerati in check.
 
BoroMart said:
FFS will I never get rid of the porn watcher. I actually know the cop that arrested him and Green tried to make out he was a Labour shill. He wasn't, he was a stand up guy.
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The thing is I don't mind him. As Tories go he has been one of the most sensible and reasonable over the last 7 years. I'm not that bothered about him watching porn either. He didn't do it in the chamber with women next to him, as far as I'm aware he was just having a sneaky bash alone in his office after hours. I couldn't care less about that in the scheme of things.

It does say a lot when you still have to count one like that among the decent ones.
 
Lefty said:
It does say a lot when you still have to count one like that among the decent ones.
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I guess, even though he's a lazy fecker and a yes man whose done literally nothing for the town in 15 years. But yes, at least he's an adult. Ashford is just one of those towns where despite loads of poor people, if you stick a blue rosette on a pig, it'll win and he knows it, but I guess dialling it in, is better than being agitator like the others.
 
To sum up the Tory reaction to the two by-election thumpings...

If more people who might vote Tory voted Tory, then the Tories would've had more votes. So...

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gregorgregorovich said:
So did I, but I'll happily change I'd to 'I'll', if you will?
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as Lemmy hasn't mitigated his I would with some additional context like "I'd happily streak bọllọcky buff down West Street in Fareham town centre IF I wasn't fibbing for comedy effect or "IF I wasn't banned from the town already" I would/will/do say his I would (I'd) and I will (I'll) amount to the same thing, grammatically.

Anyway, I may be wrong. Capy will tell me but buff streaking or no, I hope we see the back of her for the good of the nation.
 
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