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[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Don van vliert doesnt have a van
Ruud van nistlerooy doesn't have a van
Van Der valk doesn't have a van
Rafael van Der vaart doesn't have a van
Van Morrison doesn't have a van
Van wilder doesn't have a van

 

[sherlock]

Reece Witherspoon can often be seen with a selection of alternate cutlery.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Emily Blunt can be quite sharp.

 

[swordtrombonefish]

Brandon Flowers doesn't flower
Kenny Rogers but what he does in the bedroom is none of your business

 

[Corco65]

Paul Gascoigne never had a prepayment meter.

 

[London_Boro]

Richard Keys uses a combination lock on his front door.

 

[Borotommo]

Kate Blanchette has no idea how to keep her broccoli green

 

[London_Boro]

Christopher Walken rides a mobility scooter everywhere.

 

[London_Boro]

James May.... or may not.

 

[London_Boro]

Richard Stilgoe actually decided not to bother.

 

[Borotommo]

Michael Owen always paid his debts

 

[theredrooster]

Britney Spears actually prefers an assault rifle when she goes hunting.

 

[sweet_left_foot]

Kate Beckinsale has never considered slave trading pop stars

 

[Rofesleg]

Tom Daley does it once a fortnight, at best.

 

[Johnny Vincents Motorbike]

Susannah York was born in Chelsea.

Geoffrey Boycott isn't a Geordie

 

[Muttley]

Alan Shearer never so much as held a sheep

 

[Bororeddaz]

Don van vliert doesnt have a van
Ruud van nistlerooy doesn't have a van
Van Der valk doesn't have a van
Rafael van Der vaart doesn't have a van
Van Morrison doesn't have a van
Van wilder doesn't have a van

Van Morrison does have a van. He visits my next door neighbour once a week but doesn’t stay long

 

[Bororeddaz]

Jimmy Rimmer is actually quite vanilla

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Dorian Grey was a really colourful character.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Kay Burley is tiny.