I'll never understand woman's logic

[Trug]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

 

[BoroBosco]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

Is she a consultant to Ed Miliband?

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

Maybe your hoover is mind bendingly energy efficient?

 

[Druss_The_Legend]

Is your vacuum a cordless one?

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Is your vacuum a cordless one?

Game changer!

 

[Andy_W]

Maybe your hoover is mind bendingly energy efficient?

Bet it runs at 1kW, rather than 2kW, but takes three times longer to do it

 

[Trug]

Is your vacuum a cordless one?

Nope

 

[Sammysmiths]

I find, when arguing, telling them they are over reacting, makes them calm right down!

 

[Brian Marwood]

Is your vacuum a cordless one?

What’s the range?

 

[Trug]

I find, when arguing, telling them they are over reacting, makes them calm right down!

You are very brave

 

[Trug]

What’s the range?

30 miles

 

[swordtrombonefish]

I had a girlfriend many years back who once told me that she was late getting ready when I went to pick her up for our planned dinner date because her hair dryer wasn't working because of weak electricity. When she told her mum she said it might be because it was a busy time of day and the electricity might be weaker and to try lowering the hair dryer to lower than the plug and see if that helps the electricity run down the wire. She did and it worked on and off. When she told me I was aghast and told her not to use said device and to give me it so I could fix it - it was obviously a bad/loose/broken contact somewhere. She did and it was a wire break where it met the plug. I never knew "Weak electricity" was a thing

 

[swordtrombonefish]

I find, when arguing, telling them they are over reacting, makes them calm right down!

Bill Burr's segment on arguing with women is superb.

 

[Glover_elbow]

The concept of something ridiculously expensive but on sale at slightly less doesn't mean its a must have bargain

 

[Sammysmiths]

My missus won’t put hot tea bags in the bin in case it catches fire!
I’m telling the truth!!

 

[Middlesbrough123]

My aunty got a free boiler yet complained the lads were using her electric for power tools

 

[Laughing]

Bunch of mysoginist dicks. This thread sets women's equality back years which I am sure suites plenty.

 

[xxlshirts_fit_all]

Any woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you’ve not got your shoes on when she’s done, it’s your fault you’re late…

 

[Stocko]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

Is your wife Diane Abbott?

 

[The Card Cheat]

Bunch of mysoginist dicks. This thread sets women's equality back years which I am sure suites plenty.

Don't be silly. Men laugh at funny things their wives, daughters, sisters and mams do and say. Women do the same for their male relatives. It's completely harmless and done completely with affection.