I'll never understand woman's logic

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Any woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you’ve not got your shoes on when she’s done, it’s your fault you’re late…

Absolutely! I never learn, it's always me hastily trying to fasten my laces as the taxi arrives.

 

[NoloBoro]

My mother in law was cutting a cake, in her own words “we’ll share this, I’ll have half, you can have half and we’ll take the other half round your Dad’s”

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

Take the hoover, leave the wife at home.

 

[Billyzin]

Is your wife Diane Abbott?

Or Liz Truss?

 

[SalfordBoro]

Daughter is away on holiday. Wife decides to do some housework for her and packs the hoover in the car. I ask her why she is taking the hoover when there is one already at the daughters house. Wife replies, "to save daughters electricity"

Shouldn't this be on the Dad Jokes thread? It is a joke, right?

 

[SalfordBoro]

My missus won’t put hot tea bags in the bin in case it catches fire!
I’m telling the truth!!

Do we have the same Mrs? Is she from Chorley and supports Blackburn Rovers?

 

[SalfordBoro]

Take the hoover, leave the wife at home.

What happens if he does t know how to work the hoover? The wife is at home

 

[Brian Marwood]

Do we have the same Mrs? Is she from Chorley and supports Blackburn Rovers?

And does she listen to Chorley FM?

 

[sweet_left_foot]

Women, if you're man doesn't laugh at fruit jokes it's time to let that man go

 

[BaronSmoggie]

What happens if he does t know how to work the hoover? The wife is at home

There's another woman at his destination ;)

 

[SmogOnTheTees]

My missus won’t put hot tea bags in the bin in case it catches fire!
I’m telling the truth!!

My wife thinks a hot radiator, set too high, will set fire to clothes drying on it.

 

[Transitarmy]

Is your wife Diane Abbott?

Or Liz Truss

 

[Brian Marwood]

Mythbusters should return with a series dedicated to the logic applied by women.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Mythbusters should return with a series dedicated to the logic applied by women.

No man can make sense of that logic.

 

[NortonExile]

“They say a woman’s work is never done.

Maybe that’s why they get paid less”

RIP Sean Lock

 

[Norman_Conquest]

The wife is looking at getting a new microwave oven and glances at the back of the old one and says 'It says Tesco on the back' and then tells me she thinks she bought it from Asda.

 

[El Guapo]

I’d just stop at “I’ll never understand woman”.

 

[MoggasDog]

Bunch of mysoginist dicks. This thread sets women's equality back years which I am sure suites plenty.

Jesus Christ almighty in heaven.
You must be a barrel of laughs down the pub.
That username is top notch irony.

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Bunch of mysoginist dicks. This thread sets women's equality back years which I am sure suites plenty.

No it really doesn't.

 

[Habibi]

Any woman will take 2 hours to get ready, but if you’ve not got your shoes on when she’s done, it’s your fault you’re late…

I hold my hands up I do this!