If you fancy a laugh about Chelsea

[Chappy112]

I don't know how serious this is but it cracked me up.

https://twitter.com/x/status/1503429713225785351

 

[NYboro]

 

[Redwurzel]

Two mini buses surely would be less than £20k and over night stay at a Premier Inn.

 

[BoroinBuxton]

If they believe that's the case, without exploring other ways of getting here, they should forfeit the fixture.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

BBC 1 at 8pm this evening. Panorama: Roman Abramovic's Dirty Money

Roman Abramovich: New evidence highlights corrupt deals

BBC Panorama uncovers new evidence on the corrupt deals that helped Chelsea's owner make his fortune.

www.bbc.co.uk

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

What times the last train, just thinking if we can keep it tight they might have to leave 10 minutes before the end to catch it

 

[Norman_Conquest]

I'll get two coaches from Coatham Coaches and travel them up and down on the same day for £2,000.

 

[clay]

My annual salary is probably what their first-teamers earn in a couple of days, and I feel nervous booking a short train journey through work. Imagine earning £100k+ a week and not paying for your own travel.

 

[Capybara]

What times the last train, just thinking if we can keep it tight they might have to leave 10 minutes before the end to catch it

They'll need to leave at half-time to get home by train on Saturday.

 

[Squarewheelbike]

Couple of Beelines and over night at the Dragonara?

 

[bostonboro]

They must be really struggling to afford to get to Lille on Wednesday then

 

[NYboro]

They must be really struggling to afford to get to Lille on Wednesday then

Easy. Eurostar.

 

[asredastheycome]

My annual salary is probably what their first-teamers earn in a couple of days, and I feel nervous booking a short train journey through work. Imagine earning £100k+ a week and not paying for your own travel.

Saw in the Guardian that their monthly wage bill was £28 million a month. That's just crazy.

 

[newyddion]

 

[etmfc]

They could set up a Go Fund Me page.

 

[jonny_greenings_sock]

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If they'd booked in advance they could have had that for four quid.

See, this is the short-termism and reactionary overspending that's ruining top level football.

 

[jonny_greenings_sock]

For one Lukaku you could get 7,643,814 Megabus journeys from London to Middlesbrough.

 

[coluka]

If only Russia hadn’t invaded Ukraine then fuel would be considerably cheaper, poor Chelski

 

[RavsDad]

All of this is comedy GOLD.

 

[WindyNook]

Welcome to the real world.
Hope their bus gets stuck on the way back from Lille!