If Band Names Were Literal.......

[Cogeur_le_Conq]

Dumpy's Rusty Nuts
Discharge
Penetration

 

[sweet_left_foot]

John Cougar Concentration Camp

 

[sweet_left_foot]

NO ARTIST

 

[Lefty]

Anthrax
Garbage
Airborne Toxic Event
The Burning Hell
Let’s Eat Grandma
Sea of Bees
10,000 Maniacs
Alien Sex Fiend

 

[sweet_left_foot]

CARSICK

 

[HarryVegas]

Queen - all white hair, bones and maggots by now.

 

[jeff_potato]

Cradle of Filth
Megadeth
Anthrax
Slayer

 

[guisborough_rob]

2 Swansong acts:
Led Zeppelin…would never get off the ground due to the laws of physics
Bad Company…there would be no one there by choice, presumably.

 

[Scrug]

It would still be Ed Sheeran.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Would love to see T Rex.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

You would need to watch where you put your feet if you went to see Bonzo Dog-Do Dah Band.

 

[BobUpnDown]

Spandau Ballet... ...wtf's all this??

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Would Quiet Riot support The Clash?

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Would love to see T Rex.

I didn't know that the IRA killed Marc Bolan.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

I didn't know that the IRA killed Marc Bolan.

He crashed his car.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

He crashed his car.

But the IRA planted the tree he hit.


Edit: I think that joke was last used in the 70's.

 

[Borotommo]

Blancmange

 

[Andybarca]

Most metal bands.
Iron maiden
Biohazard
Napalm death
Lawnmower deth
And probably the worst, being kissed by kiss

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

The Fine Young Cannibals

 

[smoggs03]

Coldplay