If Band Names Were Literal.......

[Anton_Berg]

Traffic.

Neil Young backed by The Stray Gators.

Ditto the International Harvesters.

 

[Scrote]

Barenaked Ladies


Oh, hang on, I got the instructions the wrong way round..!

 

[WindyNook]

Barenaked Ladies


Oh, hang on, I got the instructions the wrong way round..!

Free
Wait so did I

 

[Pak_Doo_Ik]

Half Man Half Biscuit would be some kind of freak show

 

[speckyget]

Pussy Riot

The Seal Cub Clubbing Club

 

[newyddion]

Coldplay

Might be alright with a coat

 

[bumface]

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel

 

[DM cold chillin']

Baader Meinhoff

 

[On The Bob]

Funeral for a Friend
Million Dead
Every Time I Die

 

[DM cold chillin']

Just Ice

 

[bumface]

Henrietta Collins and the Wifebeating Childhaters

 

[Archiestephens_elbow]

Super furry animals

The Beatles

The rolling stones
The seahorses

 

[Littlejimmy]

Johnny and the Self Abusers

The band they became wouldn't be too good either just stupid people stood on stage wondering what to do with their instruments.

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

Alien Sex Fiend could be on the next episode of Live at the Apollo.

 

[futureboy]

Everything would be fine while Air Supply were onstage, but there'd be problems as soon as they went off.