Having sex with someone you don't live with is illegal from today

[slavens_holgate_fence]

Another wacky headline in the most bizarre 4 months we are likely to ever experience. Sadly the government with their contradictory muddled fudged policy leave themselves wide open to this

shame its not the same with your girlfriends legs

 

[indeedido]

It shouldn't be mistaken for saying Incest is now ok mind.
It seems some people really do need all guidance to be explicitly detailed.

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

Drugs, explosives, dirty sheets; how many times can you retrain a labrador?

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Unless you're Boris Johnson.

Unless you are Rosie Duffield, more like.

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Well thats dealt with the Cummings issue I guess

Have I missed something? I wasn’t aware that Cummings had travelled to Barnard Castle to have sex with someone.

Rosie Duffield would be a much better example.

 

[coluka]

Have I missed something? I wasn’t aware that Cummings had travelled to Barnard Castle to have sex with someone.

Rosie Duffield would be a much better example.

whoosh

 

[Laughing]

A barrister looked at the legislation, and whilst you cannot have sex with a partner you do not live with, you can invite a prostitute into your home and have sex with her, or indeed him. You can also have an orgy with up to 6 people in your garden, providing your garden is not overlooked.

 

[Foggysfplandiet3]

Several premier league footballers will be delighted with that.

 

[EI_Owen]

A barrister looked at the legislation, and whilst you cannot have sex with a partner you do not live with, you can invite a prostitute into your home and have sex with her, or indeed him. You can also have an orgy with up to 6 people in your garden, providing your garden is not overlooked.

Not if you observe social distancing you can’t.

 

[Laughing]

Not if you observe social distancing you can’t.

Social distancing is guidance not part of the corona bill unless you are self-isolating! So yes you can.

 

[Randy]

Not if you observe social distancing you can’t.

Social distancing isn't the law.

Thank god.

 

[EI_Owen]

Social distancing is guidance not part of the corona bill unless you are self-isolating! So yes you can.

Excellent, I’m off to buy more garden furniture.

 

[Muttley]

Not sure if Ikea sell these...

...perhaps they do, hence the queues?

 

[shaun71]

So what about partners who live separately? It was said before that you have stay apart through this or bite the bullet and live together for the duration.

Isnt that classed as someone from a different household?

 

[r00fie1]

Are you exempt if you have a rope swing or a large hammock

 

[Evil]

Does my mum count? I'm as confused as a Tory Schoolboy

 

[r00fie1]

Is Pole - Vaulting exempt??

 

[Ingleby_Flash]

its illegal to be indoors with someone from a different household, therefore illegal to have sex with them, true.

However, it is only ‘guidance’ that you stay 2 metres apart in the garden. So technically it’s illegal to shag them in the house but you can shag them in the garden.

its all about the detail

 

[hopesoboro]

It is nothing but sensationalism. Households can't mix. We already know this. There are an infinite number of things that you can't do with someone from another household but this creates a headline. If you make the exception for people to have sex with people from different households then you also have to allow anyone to be able to go to anyone else's house for any activity which would be the end of lockdown.

No schit Sherlock!?

 

[hopesoboro]

What if you share a communal entrance?

Like conjoined twins?