Having sex with someone you don't live with is illegal from today

[Wilf]

Thanks to new lockdown rules, from today, anybody caught having sex at home with somebody who doesn't live there could land themselves with a criminal record.


As part of a new government rule, it is now illegal to get intimate with someone from a different household.

 

[borolad259]

Are they going to recruit 20,000 sheet sniffers to police that?

 

[davidmills]

Isn’t there something like a 15 second rule?

Just like passing somebody in the supermarket

 

[red_harrington]

In the Netherlands it's the total opposite

No Sex please, we're British

 

[zorro_mfc]

What about in barnard castle ?

 

[coluka]

Well thats dealt with the Cummings issue I guess

 

[Holgatewall]

Thanks to new lockdown rules, from today, anybody caught having sex at home with somebody who doesn't live there could land themselves with a criminal record.


As part of a new government rule, it is now illegal to get intimate with someone from a different household.

Unless you're Boris Johnson.

 

[Chris_Boro]

Thanks to new lockdown rules, from today, anybody caught having sex at home with somebody who doesn't live there could land themselves with a criminal record.


As part of a new government rule, it is now illegal to get intimate with someone from a different household.

Are they going to police this by reviewing new videos uploaded to pornhub?

 

[Fluffycarpet]

Are they going to police this by reviewing new videos uploaded to pornhub?

I'll volunteer to police that.

 

[r00fie1]

How does that apply to people with poor eyesight?

 

[Wilf]

I was expecting youse to say it was difficult enough getting sex with the person you do live with never mind ghosting another in

 

[HundredRoom]

Is this true ? - link please

 

[Fluffycarpet]

I've now got the excuse that it's illegal for why I can't get anyone to have sex with me.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

What if your d*ck is longer than 2 meters?

 

[Lefty]

It's no wonder mental health issues have grown over the last few years. No-one has norms to hang on to. We've now got a Boris Johnson led government criminalising sex between people of different households.

 

[spanishman]

Lad Bible...

https://www.ladbible.com/news/news-...another-household-illegal-from-today-20200601

 

[Wilf]

What if your d*ck is longer than 2 meters?

then your a horse !

story is all over the usual media outlets 100room

 

[Randy]

Seriously how is this going to be policed?

Police need a warrant to enter your house for a start.
Which copper is going to ring a judge in the middle of the night for a warrant for suspected shagging and get one?

I bet the police are exempt from this law, much like they are exempt from social distancing and even when stuck close together, holding a line at a protest yesterday for example, weren't even wearing face coverings.

 

[Wilf]

The police federation have already said that's its pretty much unenforceable , but is it another example of a confused, amateur and very inexperienced government who are drowning in their own incompetence? - an utter farce.


Meanwhile, an acute 'extraction of the urine' is taking place by the rest of the world at Britain's expense.


https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/ukne...ronavirus-sex-ban/ar-BB14Ukka?ocid=spartanntp

these lands are ricocheting between calamity & farce

 

[boromike85]

It is nothing but sensationalism. Households can't mix. We already know this. There are an infinite number of things that you can't do with someone from another household but this creates a headline. If you make the exception for people to have sex with people from different households then you also have to allow anyone to be able to go to anyone else's house for any activity which would be the end of lockdown.