This is one of my all time favourite segments
Mrs. Richards:
And another thing. I booked a room with a view.
Basil:
[quietly to Manuel] Deaf, mad and blind. [Goes to the window] Yes, this is the view as I remember it, yes, yes, this is it.
Mrs. Richards:
When I pay for a room with a view, I expect something more interesting than that.
Basil:
That is Torquay madam.
Mrs. Richards:
Well it's not good enough.
Basil:
Well, may I ask what you expected to see out of a Torquay hotel bedroom window? Sydney Opera House, perhaps? The Hanging Gardens of Babylon? Herds of wildebeest sweeping majestically...?
Mrs. Richards:
Don't be silly. I expect to be able to see the sea.
Basil:
You can see the sea. It's over there between the land and the sky.
Mrs. Richards:
I'd need a telescope to see that.
Basil:
Well, then, may I suggest you move to a hotel nearer the sea? [mutters] Or preferably in it.
Mrs Richards:
Now listen to me. I am not satisfied. However, I have decided to stay. But I shall expect a reduction.
Basil:
Why, because Krakatoa's not erupting at the moment?