DJed Spence - I may have got it wrong

I've just put an offer in for the lad. Considerably less than fifteen million though. Not sure what I'll do with him if the club accepts it. He can just keep the dog company I suppose. Does Djed Spence even like dogs? I should have probably done more research before I put that bid in. I was just trying to help the club out a bit.
 
Spence is a cat person, and dislikes dogs. I know the transfer deadline is looming, but you really should have scouted him a bit better. Panic buy. Big Uche would have been a better signing for you, as he is renowned for his love of Irish Border Collies.
 
Spence is a cat person, and dislikes dogs. I know the transfer deadline is looming, but you really should have scouted him a bit better. Panic buy. Big Uche would have been a better signing for you, as he is renowned for his love of Irish Border Collies.
How did you know that I have a Border Collie? Are you stalking me mate? I don't think that my dog is Irish though. He seems to bark in a Teesside accent. I'm sure that I could find some use for Djed. They probably won't accept my offer anyway.
 
How did you know that I have a Border Collie? Are you stalking me mate? I don't think that my dog is Irish though. He seems to bark in a Teesside accent. I'm sure that I could find some use for Djed. They probably won't accept my offer anyway.
Lucky guess. You just strike me as someone who likes to round up sheep and cattle in their spare time.
 
Lucky guess. You just strike me as someone who likes to round up sheep and cattle in their spare time.
I'm too lazy for that these days mate. That's what the dog is for. He does it for me. And he's really good at it.
 
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