A man walks into a bar sits down and places a large bag on the floor. He opens the bag and out walks a little man, no bigger than a foot tall. He heads towards the pub piano, climbs up onto the piano stool and starts playing classical music.
The barman asks the customer, "What's going on here mate ? Where did you get that the little fellow ?"
The customer says "there's a genie outside your door, he gave him to me. If you hurry you might be able to catch him".
The barman runs out of the pub to find the genie. A minutes later theres a hell of a commotion and thousands of ducks quaking all over the street.
The barman runs back into the pub and says" You didn't tell me he was a bit deaf. I asked for a million bucks not ducks"
The customers says "You don't think I asked for a 12 inch pianist did you ?"