We have killed your elderly relatives with our response to covid, ****ed the economy and are pushing the country into a no deal brexit. But these foreigners are the real issue we need to focus our anger on here. Get that all over your front pages.
Majority of the media in this country are absolutely vile, and the government have them completely on their side.
Or to put it another way...
Laura, The Sorcerer’s Apprentice
Three quarters of a million jobs gone,
economy battered and broken,
the most pandemic-hit nation in Europe
sunbathes blissful, unwoken.
“Cor wot a scorcher, mine’ll be a pint!”
But just wait a minute first,
lurking among the crematorium clouds
is a sight to sour your thirst.
There are invaders crossing the channel!
Dusky looking foes at our gate!
Men and women and tiny wee children
come to siphon funds from our great state.
Eighteen of the blighters in a dinghy
bobbing along the British Sea,
look away quick while our Russian government
puts a call into Laura at the BBC!
Shove cameras in the faces of children,
while we slight-of-hand with great aplomb
and if they mention being hungry or war-torn
don’t ask where the bombs all came from.
Keep your eyes fixed on the invaders,
concealing guns and mortars and rockets,
they’d love to take away all you own,
but you’re safe right here in our pockets.