pierrequiroule
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Had on interesting moment last Friday night/Saturday morning I was drifting in and out of sleep with some discomfort in my tummy.. whilst asleep I felt my anal lips open and a warning shart crept out.. shocked I woke to make my way to the toilet.. upon arrival the entire contents of my bowels were emptied in what can only be describes as a shat cannon explosion.. todd everywhere.. I had the clean the seat and under the lid before wearily making my way back to bed under the cover of darkness.. I wore my sharted undies inside out in an attempt to cover my shame.. they were binned upon the realisation of the atrocity that had been bestowed upon me.
My better half is like that every morning - I'm really envious of how regular she is - I've no need of an alarm clock. I'm really envious as I waste so much of my life sat on the loo, I could read Moby Dïck in one sitting.