Anyone who knows or reads my posts on this board will know that I am a greedy git who will have a go at anything just to save a few bob.
A few years back, I had the path up out of the back of the house and added a new drain in an area where water had been gathering. I had all the pipes in place barring the elbow and was ready to break into the main waste chamber to add the new pipe.
My youngest son had been out with his then new girlfriend and she had spent the night at our house. I shouted upstairs if they had all finished in the bathroom and that I was opening the chamber. I got a reply that they had both been showered, etc. and I was good to ahead.
I broke into the chamber and was cleaning a bit of dirt from around the opening when I heard the toilet flush and was greeted by the new girlfriend's body movements which spilled into my perfectly dug trench, gravel, etc. I walked into the kitchen where my son and wife were sitting and said she's a keeper.
They have their wedding coming up soon and I have told her I am going to use that in my speech.
