5 Players middlesbrough should sign opinion article.

[Druss_The_Legend]

Thought I would share this article I have just read, might give a laugh or two about the suggestions on it.

Ryan Fredericks in 5 former Middlesbrough players to re-sign after West Ham exit

Chris Wilder plans a big overhaul at Middlesbrough this summer after missing out on a play-off spot, so who are five former Boro players he could re-sign?

www.hitc.com

 

[Steer]

The good thing about the internet is that anyone can become a published "journalist". I could write an article about 5 players named Keith that Wilder could sign that woud have about as much accuracy as the link.

 

[LowMoorBoro]

Didn’t read past the first suggestion being Britt.

 

[Mr_Fridge]

“WILDER SHOULD RE-SIGN FORMER MIDDLESBROUGH PLAYER ASSOMBALONGA TO BOOST OFFENCE”​

Certainly offence would be boosted if we re-signed him. I’m offended just thinking about it.

 

[Gains]

“WILDER SHOULD RE-SIGN FORMER MIDDLESBROUGH PLAYER ASSOMBALONGA TO BOOST OFFENCE”​

That sentence alone renders the article null and void. The writer should never be taken seriously again.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

"Offence"

 

[Zoophonic]

Yes. offence should bet away in the drawer marked "never should be said or written"

Like "shut out" "zero zero" "DEEFence" "Soccer" and "Sunderland are promoted"

 

[El Guapo]

Utter nonsense

 

[BoroPhil]

I mean Jack Stephens might not be bad shout but Britt

 

[r00fie1]

Saw that and thought - this bloke must be on the funny stuff!

 

[allied_assault]

Would Britt score more than Connolly or Sporar?

 

[BoroMart]

“WILDER SHOULD RE-SIGN FORMER MIDDLESBROUGH PLAYER ASSOMBALONGA TO BOOST OFFENCE”​

Certainly offence would be boosted if we re-signed him. I’m offended just thinking about it.

please god noooooooo.....and I'm an atheist

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

Would Britt score more than Connolly or Sporar?

Yep He scored 1 in 3 for us

 

[BoroMart]

Would Britt score more than Connolly or Sporar?

probably not, no

 

[BoroMart]

Yep He scored 1 in 3 for us

but he Wilder wouldn't pick the lazy fecker, so that would be 2 goals max.

 

[BoroPhil]

Would Britt score more than Connolly or Sporar?

Jack Stephens probably would tbf

 

[Nobby_Barnes]

but he Wilder wouldn't pick the lazy fecker, so that would be 2 goals max.

45 goals in 152 Apps for Boro
And for most of those he was played as a lone striker at 5' 10
Of course he would outscore Sporar and Connelly

 

[BoroMart]

45 goals in 152 Apps for Boro
And for most of those he was played as a lone striker at 5' 10
Of course he would outscore Sporar and Connelly

he'd have to be picked, and lets be honest he isn't a wilder striker in a million years. Doesn't put the work rate in.

On top of that, lets not forget that he only scored in 2 games against the top 6 sides, thats 46 times out of 48 games against the promotion sides that he failed to score. It's not like he creates or holds the ball up. He's a flat track bully, would be a great signing for a bottom half side to keep them out of trouble though

 

[alanmoodysdog]

dear me someone must be very very bored to come up with that .....

 

[ForssAwakens]

Would Britt score more than Connolly or Sporar?

Yes