Words you always associate with football managers

McClaren - Fantastic
Southgate - We learned a lot
Strachan - I'm just going to crumble like a wreck. I'll go home, become an alcoholic and maybe jump off a bridge.
Mogga - It is what it
Karanka - see-son
Agnew - I don't know what it is
Monk - WIPE THE LAPTOP!
Pulis - ard werk
Woodgate - the table is lying
Warnock - y'get meh
Wilder - attitude over abiliteh
Carrick - no, far from it.. I think
 
A phrase that has crept in from every manager (especially british ones) over the last few years is 'there will be bumps in the road'. People are using it in all sorts of situations now! Why don't people just say, we'll probably lose a few or might get beat now and again, unless you are confident that you are **** hot.
 
Oh, those Brazilians, you know? Circa 1970? Broke the mould. Theory out the window. Free expression of football. Uncategorisable. Is that a word? It is now! You know? Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous - Ron Manager
 
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