theredrooster Well-known member Feb 25, 2021 #41 Sorry, there's a blockage in pump number 1 Give me a minute I need to clean the pipes out Ohhh yes, ring that bell again!
Sorry, there's a blockage in pump number 1 Give me a minute I need to clean the pipes out Ohhh yes, ring that bell again!
theredrooster Well-known member Feb 25, 2021 #42 I'm sorry, before we go any further I'm going to need to see some ID
Borobarmy Well-known member Feb 25, 2021 #44 Second jabbers can stand at the bar First jabbers out there end of the beer garden No jabbers , sod off now
Second jabbers can stand at the bar First jabbers out there end of the beer garden No jabbers , sod off now
theredrooster Well-known member Feb 25, 2021 #46 "Two fingers in the bottom please barmaid" "Help yourself to a stiff one" "Any chance of a quick one before you close?"
"Two fingers in the bottom please barmaid" "Help yourself to a stiff one" "Any chance of a quick one before you close?"
coluka Well-known member Feb 25, 2021 #49 Feck off, I was before you in the queue, you ignorant barsteward now wait your turn or I’ll twist your septum up your rectum, you obnoxious, arrogant, non Yorkshire twit. I have practised it over and over and am ready to go.
Feck off, I was before you in the queue, you ignorant barsteward now wait your turn or I’ll twist your septum up your rectum, you obnoxious, arrogant, non Yorkshire twit. I have practised it over and over and am ready to go.