With lockdown approaching its end...

[HarryVegas]

...things you can say in the pub, as well as the bedroom...

Are you finished yet?

Hello?! I've been standing here for ages!

 

[Tommy_Dickfingers]

Is that a full pint ?

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

Keep the change love..

 

[Tommy_Dickfingers]

This tastes funny, hasn't been cleaned properly

 

[HarryVegas]

Can I just push your stool back in there?

 

[Uksake]

That pints a bit watery don't you think?

 

[TheYorkshireTerrier]

Watch me put my finger through this... (beer mat)

 

[McBrid]

Bottoms up

 

[McBrid]

Room for one more?

 

[HarryVegas]

Poker in the snug

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

Was better in lockdown.

 

[ILOVEJUNINHO!]

How fkn much?

 

[McBrid]

Did you have to invite that pr*ck aswell?

 

[Tommy_Dickfingers]

Your round

 

[HarryVegas]

Time for the meat draw.

 

[HarryVegas]

Have you tasted John Smith's?!

 

[spanishman]

Can I have a better head on that please.

 

[Corcaigh_the_Cat]

Were these pies here before Covid?

 

[McBrid]

Sorry, i am always like this after a few stellas

 

[Anton_Berg]

Keep the change love..

Not as often as you used to.