With lockdown approaching its end...

Second jabbers can stand at the bar

First jabbers out there end of the beer garden

No jabbers , sod off now
 
Feck off, I was before you in the queue, you ignorant barsteward now wait your turn or I’ll twist your septum up your rectum, you obnoxious, arrogant, non Yorkshire twit.

I have practised it over and over and am ready to go. 😜
 
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