My brushes with celebrity, excluding Boro players can be summed up thus:-
Mick Jones browsing an estate agents window in Marylebone.
Noel Gallagher coming out of Stone Island, Soho as I was going in.
Ken Livingston outside Selfridges food hall, and I was inches away from literally bumping into him as he wasn't looking where he was going.
I was in NYC for Thanksgiving in November and staying in the same hotel, and in the bar at the same time as us and each other, was Jesse Pinkman from Breaking Bad and Justin Theroux and his dog (actor, filmmaker, Lois' cousin and previous husband of Jenifer Anniston, Justin that is, not his dog) ) I recognised neither of them but my friend did.
Louis Theroux trying on jeans in the next dressing room to me, Ted Baker on Regent Street about 15 years ago
Kevin Phillips in Selfridges the day after he'd scored against us for Southampton and ran past waving his nose at us
Ryan Giggs buying towels in Kendals Manchester back when he was a young kid just breaking through.
Jonathan Ross sat in Prezzo in Hitchin with his mam (who is now dead) who used to live in Hitchin
Chas Hodges in Waterstones, Hitchin
Christopher Biggins, Hitchin train station after switching on our Christmas lights
Rick Stein getting off a BA flight to San Francisco as I was waiting to pick my mother in law up, who was visiting
Mark Radcliffe and Mark Riley in the Lass 'O Gowrie Manchester, although not sure if this counts as they invited their audience there after their last graveyard shift show and so I "didn't bump into them"
Noel Fielding's brother Michael (Naboo in The Might Boosh) at both Standon calling festival and in the reception of the hotel attached to Bolton's stadium