What's the daftest thing you've bought drunk

Office walls up and down the country are adorned by stupid drunken purchases by Business executives in Sports memorabilia auctions held cleverly at the end of business dinner events when everybody is tanked up. Usually a photo of Gazza with a print of his autograph or a signed boxing glove from some long forgotten British heavyweight. They are memorials to the drunken purchase. Aided and abetted (up until recently) by attractive ladies in tight skirts wandering amongst the tables encouraging the penguin suit brigade to “up their bid”. Always amused me why people would pay £5000 for a football shirt worn once by a player. Or £20k on a Villa for 8 in Mallorca he or she could have got from the Internet for less than a quarter of that price.

Still, the money goes to charity.
tax free charity donations
 
Another one I have just remembered was at some house party with my mates but didn’t really know most of the other guest there so I got really drunk to try and enjoy myself, anyway, some lad who was the one having the party was selling some football boots and he was my size and they were really good in brand spanking condition, so I said I would buy them for 60 pound and he said he would go get them and put them in a bag for me, it wasn’t until the next morning I realised he only had the 1 boot and that’s what was in the bag and that was the reason he sold it. pr*ck :ROFLMAO:
 
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Surely got to have some intrinsic value to sell it on?
It's 12 years since I bought it and it's probably in a poor state of repair. More hassle than it's worth I suspect. If I'm ever down that way I might take the deeds and sign them over to whoever answers the door.
 
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