Arrived in Oz Dec 69 after doing only six months of fourth form in England and having to face starting yet another school to achieve the school certificate.
I had already by the age of fifteen been to school in Redcar, Perth, Sydney, Redcar, Philadelphia ( USA ) and back to Redcar only to end up in Oz once again.
During the summer school holidays here in Oz, I was walking to Coogee beach when I noticed in a butchers shop window a sign seeking a first year apprentice.
I walked in and when the butcher asked me what he could get for me, I said " I've come for the job". So you want to be a butcher do you? was his reply.
Sheepishly, I said yes. He offered his hand and said " See you 7am sharp Monday.
My mam would've strangled me had it not been for my dad who after asking me what time do I start work and after telling him 7am Mon - Thurs - 5am fri and Sat.
He burst out laughing and said to my mam " don't worry pet he'll be pig sick before school goes back".
How wrong he was. He didn't realise that being a beachside suburb, the female customers wore little more than a bikini.
Being a fifteen year old, I was in heaven.