What to buy the wife for Christmas?

Do a Bargain Hunt thing and have a bt of fun with it.

1. Set a spending limit eg £100
2. 3 gifts max
3. One gift must be £50 or more
4. Set each other a challenge eg. 1 gift must be eg. edible, drinkable, smelly, wearable......... etc.
5. All gifts must be bought at a certain shop eg TK Max. (choose a naff shop for each other)

All receipts must be shown and the closest to the spending limit without going over wins (agree a prize)
 
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I misread the title and thought you were selling her,not knowing your missus I didn’t know how much to offer.
A wife is for life ,not just for Christmas.
 
Ridiculously expensive handcream or face cream is always a huge hit in our house. Basically the stuff she wouldn’t pay for if it was her money.

House of Fraser is the place for that. (Clarins).

A book. Some posh chocolate. A fancy fruit vodka. Nordic (or similar) socks. A small rubber band ejaculating pistol (to dispense TV channel frustration around the room). A scarf or gloves. And some perfume.

Oh and some retro sweets from AQuarterOf. I always do that too…

That would be Christmas sorted.
No tartan thermos?

Amateur!

Probably skipping the car air freshener too!
 
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When I was working in the NHS my mate and I convinced our student that there wasn't a woman alive that wouldn't get excited with a set of Stainless steel pans for a anniversary pressie.
He came in the day after, looked at us and just said B@£#@#ds.
Sorry Carl.
 
This year, we’ve bought what we wanted and have given it to each other to wrap up for Christmas. My memory is sh*t anyway so Ive forgotten most of what I bought.
We’ve booked a short break for the new year so we’re both happy with that.
She doesn’t know yet but I’ve also bought her a pair of ‘I love parmos’ socks, she’ll be thrilled 😝
 
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