My Dad was a lorry driver for BRS in Thornaby- Chapel St. There was a pub at the end of the street opposite Bob Alexander's SAAB garage. The drivers called it the 'Top House' it's real name escapes me. It was close to the bridge over the Tees before you get to Stockton. It was an absolute hell hole.
Dad, and the rest of the crew. were made redundant in 1984 and decided to have their 'do' in there...... Me and a couple of other sons volunteered themselves as drivers for the night, and so 10 -12 truckers rocked up with plenty of cash to have a final night out. A lot of drivers were ex services, as some on here will know. So we have lorry drivers, suited and booted, and a great night- even the regulars enjoyed it, as they were drinking free all night
The pub was as rough as you could imagine, but had it's own charm.
The inevitable lock in happened, and then about 12.30 the door was broken down and we were faced with a group of around 8 of Thornaby's finest.
One of the drivers was Scottish and had dressed up for the occasion in full dress- kilt, the whole works. Peter was a lovely bloke, soft spoken, polite, handsome- the ladies were always attracted to him. Peter was also ex SAS, and since leaving was earning a great deal instructing martial arts and guerilla warfare techniques to his ex regiment. But he was wearing a kilt...............
So it started- Who's the puff in the skirt, and all that. My guts were dropping out to be honest (being a sober driver for the night didn't help) My Dad squeezed my leg with a smile and said 'Watch this'....
Peter stood up and informed the gatecrashers that they had 10 seconds to get out of there otherwise none of them would ever walk again. I loved the calmness. 'We didn't invite you, you aren't welcome'
He made them have a whip round to fix the door.
They couldn't get out of there fast enough.
I've not seen anything quite like it before or since