What’s everyone getting their other half for Christmas?

Mrs Vegas' much-loved chihuahua died last month, so she's just chosen a very cute new chihuahua puppy, which we're picking up from the breeder on Christmas Eve. So, I'm afraid I'm flying in the face of that old "don't get someone a puppy for Christmas" thing. Must admit, having met and picked her up, the pup is tiny and very, very cute. Mrs V is absolutely made up and can't wait now.
Just remember a dog isn't just for Christmas haha
 
Mont Blanc fountain pen - sodding expensive but it's what she's wanted for ages, and she's put up with me for another year so ....

She chose it herself from a rather splendid specialist pen shop here in Malaga - you can't really buy a pen for someone else because the weight, length, balance, nib style and width etc are so personal
 
Telescope, me and the kids going halves as its a good one, plus some astronomy books etc. She's always had a fascination with it. Can't wait to see her face on Christmas day, thats the fun part of Christmas for me.
 
Telescope, me and the kids going halves as its a good one, plus some astronomy books etc. She's always had a fascination with it. Can't wait to see her face on Christmas day, thats the fun part of Christmas for me.
Spent £300 on my telescope.....they must have seen me coming !!!!!!

Do I win anything for all these top gags on one thread ????
 
Mont Blanc fountain pen - sodding expensive but it's what she's wanted for ages, and she's put up with me for another year so ....

She chose it herself from a rather splendid specialist pen shop here in Malaga - you can't really buy a pen for someone else because the weight, length, balance, nib style and width etc are so personal
You should of come to me. You won’t believe the number of Mont Blanc pens that get left in first class on aircraft. I probably find 5 a year, hand them all in obviously. Couldn’t believe someone would pay hundreds for a pen when I googled them.
 
The wife gave me a clue last year, she said think 90s goalkeepers..
Oh wait I've already done the Flowers Seamen joke on here..😳
 
I normally buy her clothes, shoes etc, that, or tickets to gigs and/or weekend breaks etc.

Due to covid and not being able to really get out looking for ideas, or when we might get to concerts or to travel, it hasn’t been easy. She loves shopping though and choosing new clothing, so I have gone with a Debenhams voucher card, I can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning, she will be shocked at the thought and effort I have put into her big surprise.
 
I normally buy her clothes, shoes etc, that, or tickets to gigs and/or weekend breaks etc.

Due to covid and not being able to really get out looking for ideas, or when we might get to concerts or to travel, it hasn’t been easy. She loves shopping though and choosing new clothing, so I have gone with a Debenhams voucher card, I can’t wait to see her face on Christmas morning, she will be shocked at the thought and effort I have put into her big surprise.

It might be a bigger shock if its gone to the wall by then Coluka.
 
You should of come to me. You won’t believe the number of Mont Blanc pens that get left in first class on aircraft. I probably find 5 a year, hand them all in obviously. Couldn’t believe someone would pay hundreds for a pen when I googled them.

Me neither and I feel the same way about watches and personalized number plates.😡
 
Mont Blanc fountain pen - sodding expensive but it's what she's wanted for ages, and she's put up with me for another year so ....

She chose it herself from a rather splendid specialist pen shop here in Malaga - you can't really buy a pen for someone else because the weight, length, balance, nib style and width etc are so personal

Not sure it was supposed to but that made me chuckle.:giggle::giggle::giggle:
 
I bought our lass a no no shaver last year. Didn't think it was a bad idea. And didn't realise how much she was in a huff with me, till we went to an engagement party, and all the talk amongst the guests was of the shaver I bought.
 
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