Underpants without flies.

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Why is this a thing? It's like a car designer designing a car without doors and just expecting everyone to climb in through the boot. What possible reason is there for not having flies on underpants?

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

I find it easier to just yank my trousers and boxers down a bit than messing about undoing buttons and faffing on with the fly.

So regardless of whether there's a door or not, I go through the boot in this analogy.

 

[Nosmo-King]

Why is this a thing? It's like a car designer designing a car without doors and just expecting everyone to climb in through the boot. What possible reason is there for not having flies on underpants?

No flies on you, Sheriff!!!

 

[bumface]

Why is this a thing? It's like a car designer designing a car without doors and just expecting everyone to climb in through the boot. What possible reason is there for not having flies on underpants?

I only have a few spiders in mine to keep the flies to a minimum. Works for me.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Is it fly's? I typed fly's but it gave me a wiggly red line. And my autocorrect keeps adding an apostrophe that shouldn't be there.

 

[goalscrounger]

First of all, great band name.

Secondly, this is a serious and divisive issue that I cannot believe has never been addressed on here before.

From my point of view, who the **** has time to fiddle about sticking their old man through those holes in their undies when then can simply just pull the waist band down and pop it over the top far more easily??

 

[ThePrisoner]

Why is this a thing? It's like a car designer designing a car without doors and just expecting everyone to climb in through the boot. What possible reason is there for not having flies on underpants?

I think it must be to avoid accidental flop-outs.

 

[bumface]

Do we really need underpants? I'm not so sure that we do.

 

[goalscrounger]

accidental flop-outs.

Another great band name

 

[goalscrounger]

Do we really need underpants? I'm not so sure that we do.

Did you need two pairs during Covid mate?

 

[ForssAwakens]

I find it easier to just yank my trousers and boxers down a bit than messing about undoing buttons and faffing on with the fly.

So regardless of whether there's a door or not, I go through the boot in this analogy.

Do you drop them all the way to ya ankles?

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

First of all, great band name.

Secondly, this is a serious and divisive issue that I cannot believe has never been addressed on here before.

From my point of view, who the **** has time to fiddle about sticking their old man through those holes in their undies when then can simply just pull the waist band down and pop it over the top far more easily??

Well for a start the elasticated waist band of the underpants can impinge on your fella and cause the flow to be interrupted. But the most important thing is it uses up a hand that could be doing other things, like cleaning your teeth or eating a sandwich.

 

[bumface]

Did you need two pairs during Covid mate?

Owning two pairs of underpants? I'm not made of money mate.

 

[Lemmy_kilmister]

Do we really need underpants? I'm not so sure that we do.

 

[fella]

Do we really need underpants? I'm not so sure that we do.

Depends if you're malodorous and prone to a spot of extra curricular drippage.

 

[Colgates_shaving_foam]

Do you drop them all the way to ya ankles?

Nah, with legs like mine it would be a travesty not to wear tight trousers so they pretty much stay up on their own, which is a good job as I need both hands to stop my 'old fella' from dangling in the urinal

 

[bumface]

Underpants. Not a nice word, is it? I don't like it. Some words are just really unpleasant. Sunderland is another one that makes me feel a bit ill. Don't even get me started on Lurpak. That's a dreadful word.

 

[fella]

Underpants. Not a nice word, is it? I don't like it. Some words are just really unpleasant. Sunderland is another one that makes me feel a bit ill. Don't even get me started on Lurpak. That's a dreadful word.

What would you choose to call them?

I'm thinking man knickers. Or mickers.

 

[bumface]

What would you choose to call them?

I'm thinking man knickers. Or mickers.

I'd prefer it if we just liberated ourselves from the tyranny of underpants. Blokes don't need them. And we don't need Sunderland or Lurpak either.

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

First of all, great band name.

Secondly, this is a serious and divisive issue that I cannot believe has never been addressed on here before.

From my point of view, who the **** has time to fiddle about sticking their old man through those holes in their undies when then can simply just pull the waist band down and pop it over the top far more easily??

But that method knackers the waistband elastic more quickly. This might mean you have to purchase replacements before it's Christmas again and your supplies are replenished.