Tory leadership candidates

FabioPorkpie

FabioPorkpie

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I thought it might raise a lighthearted chcukle or two, as well as awareness of what’s coming, if we collated some clips of these wonderful people. A greatest hits of embarrassing clips, incorrect speeches, incompetence and gaffes, if you like.

I’ll start with Rishi who, god forbid, once accaidentally claimed to have some working class friends.

Anymore for anymore?

https://twitter.com/x/status/1546426201761267712
 
My favourite describer of Tory on that there Twitter is Russ Jones, his "Week in Tory" threads are never less than frightening and hilarious, some recent acidic highlights include:
Cigar-chomping Uncle Fester impersonator Therese Coffey

deranged ukulele enthusiast and follicular fire-hazard Michael Fabricant

Peter Bone, a child’s drawing of their vampire grandad

constitutionally slack-brained Liz Truss

Suella Braverman, a human-sized gerbil that has mindlessly gnawed through very nearly half of a borrowed copy of International Law for Dummies

Desmond Swayne, the reanimated corpse of Alvin Stardust
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The opposition parties are watching this and working toward, the named two in the run off, and the September 5th reveal. The Tories will be cheering their “ brand new leader” and fresh new administration.
Meanwhile by then the opposition will have a huge dossier on the elected person, on the line by line verbal support and voting record and cringeworthy adulation of Johnson they are guilty of.
Within 15 minutes of the coronation…the balloon will be popped
 
And then there were 8 these are the official candidates list that have satisfied the 20 mp endorsement criteria.

These are through to round 1


• Rishi Sunak
• Penny Mordaunt
• Tom Tugendhat
• Liz Truss
• Suella Braverman
• Jeremy Hunt
• Kemi Badenoch
• Nadhim Zahawi
 
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