Things that people think are cool but aren't cool

red_harrington said:
Superfast sports cars and massive oversized 4x4s, totally ridiculous, impractical and unnecessary unless you're just a massive show off
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I have a BMW X5 for the following reasons:
It is a 7 seater which is required for our family with four kids
Higher seat position for my wife with back problems
Big rear space for my fishing gear

So how do I fit into your generalisation?
 
1.0 Lycra

2.0 Running with your top off (especially if you have a hairy back)

3.0 Girls with thick drawn on eye brows ( calm down love it’s your face not a colouring book)

4.0 Convertible roof down in the winter( sat there freezing in a scarf all to show how cool you literally are)

5.0 Showing off in roller blades when you are in your 30s or older. Combine with point 1.0 for further lack of cool.

6.0 I feel kind of ageist but adults who play Pokemon.
 
FatCat said:
4.0 Convertible roof down in the winter( sat there freezing in a scarf all to show how cool you literally are)
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Guilty of this because it is fugging brilliant on a bright frosty morning, heated seats on, hot air from the heater and a woolly hat, look like a complete d*ck at my age but man oh man it is a blast on country lanes (not recommended on the A1M).

One thing for others with convertibles, turn the music down, thanks.
 
People who talk about the gym, time in a 5k etc. Unless a monkey has fallen off the treadmill I am
just not interested.

The said group of people are know as “gymosexuals” according to urban dictionary.
 
FabioPorkpie said:
Those really low cut, rough v neck t shirts that blokes wear, that stop half way between their chin and their belly button, to show off their equally uncool waxed chests.

Steve Jones, currently presenting channel 4 F1 show.
He thinks he’s cool but he’s just a complete, utter, smug, knobhead.
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Ian Brown has a similar opinion 🤣

 
Muttley said:
Guilty of this because it is fugging brilliant on a bright frosty morning, heated seats on, hot air from the heater and a woolly hat, look like a complete d*ck at my age but man oh man it is a blast on country lanes (not recommended on the A1M).

One thing for others with convertibles, turn the music down, thanks.
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I just put that as my mate did it when we were younger and I was I’ll prepared sat there absolutely freezing but though we were the coolest people on the roads!!
 
Brian Marwood said:
I have a BMW X5 for the following reasons:
It is a 7 seater which is required for our family with four kids
Higher seat position for my wife with back problems
Big rear space for my fishing gear

So how do I fit into your generalisation?
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You don't

An X5 isn't super massive is it? Unlike a Q7 or those stupid American things that take up 2 parking spaces
 
Brian Marwood said:
I have a BMW X5 for the following reasons:
It is a 7 seater which is required for our family with four kids
Higher seat position for my wife with back problems
Big rear space for my fishing gear

So how do I fit into your generalisation?
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forgetting how ugly and ungainly SUVs are for the moment, I would say the problem is with image in your case.

The X5 has to be the car where the most drivers have private number plates. Says all you need to know about the attitude of the typical x5 driver.
 
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