Things nobody has ever said

[Scubahood]

"Rufus Hound is my favourite comedian."

 

[SpineyNorman]

I think my girlfriend/wife would look fooking gorgeous with a pair of fat duck lips.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

I have a soft spot for Newcastle United.

 

[Flood]

The Reform party will unite the country

 

[spanishman]

Thanks Maggie. We really appreciated what you did for the North East.

 

[McMordie]

Thank you! Yes, I have lost a lot of weight since I started the Parmo Diet.

 

[Canyoudigit]

Signing Britt Assombalonga for 15 million was the best thing this club has ever done.

 

[The Card Cheat]

That was the new single by Cliff Richard and Cradle of filth.

 

[newyddion]

I enjoyed the football when Tony Pullis managed my club.

Garry Monk knew how to spot a bargain.

Gordon Strachan was a capable manager.. and showed that to be true at least once in his career.

 

[Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret]

Qwaregwweeeerthuuughitllldubdundub

 

[spanishman]

Qwaregwweeeerthuuughitllldubdundub

Supercalerfragilisticxpialadosis.

There has to be a typo in there somewhere.

 

[Scrug]

I actually really like James Corden.

 

[etmfc]

I am really a Robot

 

[JackG]

That shirt's too big for Steve Bruce.

 

[italianjob]

My.... those Oasis tickets were cheap, and so easy to get hold of. :)

 

[Albert_Park]

I really love the pop up ads on this site

 

[EuropeTwice]

Really looking forward to the new Mrs Browns Boys Xmas special

 

[Scubahood]

The drama and pushing on Storage Hunters UK looks so genuine...

 

[guisborough_rob]

I’m really jealous of @Norman_Conquest’s latest perm.

 

[smoggs03]

Where’s the best place for a parmo.