TheLodger in the Northern Echo

[r00fie1]

The bum faced folk don't recognise the authority of the church mate. We have our own religion. I'm kind of a God myself to the rest of them because I'm the clan leader for now. It gets a bit irritating having people worshipping you all of the time. We worship goats too. And rabbits. We don't think that they're Gods. We just really like them.

Do you skin your rabbit`s?

 

[bumface]

Do you skin your rabbit`s?

The bum faced folk don't ever harm animals roofie. We protect them. We protect humans too, although we've been reconsidering our position on that one recently. Protecting humans seems to be harming the animals. I'm not sure what to do about that. It isn't a democracy roofie. I have to make all of the decisions myself. That's just part of being a God. We're thinking of wiping out humanity. It's nothing personal. We like humans but humans don't even seem to like each other most of the time and they're destroying the planet. I have to think about what's best for everyone. It isn't easy being me roofie.

 

[r00fie1]

I`m grateful for your valuable time oh great one.
My residence is the Restaurant at the End of the Universe - looking down on creation.
If you are ever passing along the inter-galactic highway, please drop in for a pan-galactic Gargleblaster.
Just reading my bible on "values".
Much love peace and understanding to the Bumfaces