The only protest that would get the message over is....

[Lady Felicia]

A Dirty Protest!

As the performances have been utterly shoite lately, a dirty protest also seems rather apt to me.

So come on, bring a plastic bowl (or a 'bag for life' if funds are tight) and join me in defecating pitchside on 30 minutes.

Please bring your own toilet paper.

 

[Mysonpat.]

I suffer from constipation.

 

[Lady Felicia]

I suffer from constipation.

Surely you could make the effort? I could bring some prunes if it would help.

 

[gregorgregorovich]

There's already enough s**t on the pitch.

 

[Mysonpat.]

Tried prunes few times, (juice) but wish you luck.

 

[Caretaker1]

A Dirty Protest!

As the performances have been utterly shoite lately, a dirty protest also seems rather apt to me.

So come on, bring a plastic bowl (or a 'bag for life' if funds are tight) and join me in defecating pitchside on 30 minutes.

Please bring your own toilet paper.

Animal rights protest .
Keeping 11 donkeys on the pitch .

 

[Lady Felicia]

I forgot to say.... please dispose of your used botty wipes responsibly. You know how windy it can get down there, and the last thing we want is for entirely innocent fans getting hit in the mush with a very unpleasant surprise.

 

[TeessideCleveland]

I forgot to say.... please dispose of your used botty wipes responsibly. You know how windy it can get down there, and the last thing we want is for entirely innocent fans getting hit in the mush with a very unpleasant surprise.

I can vouch for that - a bird shat on me while I was walking the dogs today. I didn't even realise until I saw the mess on my raincoat when I was nearly home. Suppose it could have been worse - could have landed on my head!

 

[Lady Felicia]

I can vouch for that - a bird shat on me while I was walking the dogs today. I didn't even realise until I saw the mess on my raincoat when I was nearly home. Suppose it could have been worse - could have landed on my head!

I've always liked the cut of your jib, TC, but now I know you're a dog person you've been promoted in my estimation to even greater heights!

 

[Lady Felicia]

.....could have landed on my head!

Sorry TC, but that would have had much greater comedic value

 

[r00fie1]

 

[RedcarRed]

I can't promise any thing, because i get stage fright having a wee at the urinals, but I'll try my best to pap in a pot on 30 minutes. Tell everyone not to look though !

 

[RedAsABeetroot]

I suffer from constipation.

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