Stupidest thing you've ever seen someone do.

When I was an apprentice spark at BSC there was a fault on the signals. I rode down with the Sparky I was working with, he put an aluminium ladder up to some switch gear ran up and dropped the front of the switch. I could see him looking in an he rested his chin on the front of the box. I heard him first , a muffled cry. When I looked up he was doing a little dance.
I kicked the ladders away and he dropped about 4 ft down. Jumped up holding his jaw . We used to travel around the site on a little Honda 90 , he staggered over to it, tried to kick start it and slipped. The kick-start shot up his shin ripping a decent cut. He yelled in agony and fell over. The bike fell on top of him and as he fell back over broke his ankle.
As the ambulance took him away he looked at me and said"i hope you learned from that" and burst into laughter.
Can't remember his full name but it was 1976 and he was called Thomas and was quite posh.
 
A couple of years ago My wife decided in her wisdom to paint our fridge black to go with the kitchen decor. It looked absolutely awful with brush marks. Weve just replaced it with a black fridge from AO.
 
Glover_elbow said:
A couple of years ago My wife decided in her wisdom to paint our fridge black to go with the kitchen decor. It looked absolutely awful with brush marks. Weve just replaced it with a black fridge from AO.
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Back in the '70s this bloke in our village painted his Ford Cortina with a brush 😄

Poor bloke he was a bit daft
 
Once witnessed a clown try to down a Flaming Sambuca that was still alight. Set his shirt and the table on fire. Immense fun.
 
Woke up this morning....my 57 year old d!ckhead of a husband had trouble sleeping so had made himself a boiled egg at 5am this morning....then fell asleep on the sofa after....I turned the hob off at 6.50 🤬🤬🤬
 
I once ordered some new car number plates from halfords. I was at sea with the Navy so asked my ex to collect them.

I returned a few days later and she said not only had she collected but also fitted. I mean she looked well happy with herself. I unfortunately was filled with dread. Mainly that they wouldn't be straight.

Oh they were straight. Unfortunately she had put them on wrong. To my absolute amazement she had put the yellow one on the front and white on the boot 😂.
 
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