Spiders are about

[Bristolboro]

They drive my doggo bananas. Why he thinks barking at them on the wall will achieve anything is beyond me. But he's a good look out for us.
I'll trap the identified arachnid and relocate to the garden. All the while in a cold panic that it's going to somehow crawl through the glass onto my hand.
Totally irrational. I put it down to the total unpredictability of their movements and the thought that they are actively out to get me.

cockroaches are even more unpredictable in their movements. I think it's something to do with the way spiders creep along with all those legs and how they kill their prey.

 

[Ignore_Alien_Orders]

 

[SmogOnTheTees]

Woke up one night and pressed the phone on to see what the time was. On the deodorant can to the right, covering the entire lid, was a spider staring at me. Perve. Light went out, I quickly switched it back on and the spider was gone! I'd rather know where they are than where they aren't. Next morning I went to put on my jeans and he was in them! Randy b*gger.