Oh Gary Said,
He F***ing loves watching Golf
Oh words cant describe, Gary missing games so can he put his feet up
Gary's Handicap is fine, Gets birdies all the time
That's why we sing this song
For Super Gary all night long
Oh Gary Said,
He f***king hates playing for Middlesbrough,
Oh words can't describe, he only came here for an easy ride.
Can't pass forward, plays it sidewards all the time,
That's why we sing this song,
Cause he doesn't stop running all game long
Oh Stevie Gibson said
Oniel couldn’t build a shed
Got booked to miss a game
That’s his only bit of fame
Won’t get the Boro job
Because he is a 1st class Knob
That’s why we sing this song
For the Boro all night long
Oh’Neil Gary said he f-cking loves Phil Mickelson,
Oh’Neil can’t describe Rory Mac running with a perfect slice
John Daly’s shirts are fine, he putts belters all the time
Gaz too busy singing this song to care about Boro all night long.
I think Gary O’Neil is the third most likely midfielder from 2008/09 I’d want managing us, after Mohamed Shawky and Didier Digard.
Oh Chrissy Wilders sacked
And Paddy McNair is knacked.
Oh words cant describe
Isiah going missing down the right hand side.
Crooks is booked again
His goal ratio is one in ten
That's why we sing this song
Give us a manager for Burnley he doesn't long...