Single Men - A Quick Question

Zoophonic

Zoophonic

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How often do you wash your bedsheets?

According to Radio 5 Live who have been discussing it this morning - on average a single bloke changes his bedsheets once every 4 months! Dirty buggers.
 
Zoophonic said:
How often do you wash your bedsheets?

According to Radio 5 Live who have been discussing it this morning - on average a single bloke changes his bedsheets once every 4 months! Dirty buggers.
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Every week, sometimes I'll push it to every two weeks but that's the limit.
 
If I was young and single and looking to entice fair maiden over for a cuddle it was very frequently probably every week or so. Likewise when I met Mrs WG but after we'd dated a little while it became (slightly) less frequent. Then we moved in together and she started do all that stuff!
 
WeeGord said:
If I was young and single and looking to entice fair maiden over for a cuddle it was very frequently probably every week or so. Likewise when I met Mrs WG but after we'd dated a little while it became (slightly) less frequent. Then we moved in together and she started do all that stuff!
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Your cuddles led to the bed eh? You praying mantis you.
 
Reminds me of a joke about staying at a hotel in Italy and asking for a sheet on the bed and a fock on the table. Probably get arrested and thrown in jail these days or something.
 
Yeah hate that time when you have to change the bedding and wash the towels...thank God it only comes around once a year. BOOM BOOM! :ROFLMAO:
 
As a single guy and a double bed, you can sleep on either side of the bed. Then reverse to sleep the other way, and then sleep across the bed and reverse. That way I reckon you can get at least 2 months from an under sheet and twice that for the duvet, as you can flip it. That doesn't include any vacuuming of the sheet etc.
I reckon then it is easier just to buy a new sheet, saves the hassle of washing it.
 
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