Simon Clarke really 'gets it' doesn't he?

bumface said:
I agree. It isn't the dogs' fault that they have crap owners. My dog is fascinated by the foxes that he's met, but he's never tried to kill one. I think that they just confuse him.
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Aren't dogs supposed to mimic their owners, or is it the other way round? Do you like your belly rubbed and lick your own balls bf?
 
gregorgregorovich said:
Aren't dogs supposed to mimic their owners, or is it the other way round? Do you like your belly rubbed and lick your own balls bf?
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It probably wouldn't be a good idea to rub my belly at the moment mate. Bad things might happen. I've never licked my own balls but I'm open to offers if you're interested.

I was just thinking about that time that I was walking TMB in the early hours and that family of foxes appeared out of nowhere. That was a couple of years ago and my dog was on his leash and he just stood there studying them and wagging his tail at them. The male fox edged slowly forwards and they just sniffed each other and then the fox turned around, took his wife and his cubs and disappeared into the night. It was a beautiful moment and I was really proud of my dog for not showing himself up.
 
I was going to have a few pickled onions with my cheese and crackers a bit later. Not so sure now, suppose it's my own fault really for dragging this thread down.
 
asredastheycome said:
Well done Simon Clarke. Though there was a lot of competition in the ranks(very apt term) from the likes of Gove, Victorian Dad, and a late surge by Stephen Barclay that he fought off Simon Clarke will probably finish the year Top of My Tory Hate Parade.

Although still time for one of nasty party to dislodge him I suppose as it only the 27th.
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Ahead of Sue Ellen? I know it’s a tricky one.
 
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