Rooney would have done what?

[Rauko]

Well that's a way to motivate them .. I think ..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1740062205801103811

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Well that's a way to motivate them .. I think ..

https://twitter.com/x/status/1740062205801103811

And in the words of Rodney Marsh, we only got a cuppa at QPR.

 

[parmoboy]

Strange that he'd want to do that considering how poor they were.

 

[alanmoodysdog]

what did he say ... tad muffled over here in Thailand

 

[Juninhoburger]

what did he say ... tad muffled over here in Thailand

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

 

[alanmoodysdog]

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

maybe he said SACK OFFas in replace

 

[Scrote]

He says "subbed".

It's like one of those auditory illusions where you can change the word being heard by imagining the word in your head.

Brainstorm/Green Needle

 

[atypical_boro]

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

It’s not just cos he’s a man, it’s cos it’s Wayne Rooney and we know his sexual preference is for old, post-menopausal women/prostitutes.

 

[festa5]

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

That's not what makes it funny. The humour is in the unintentional gaff. Colemanballs not for you I'd suggest.

Might not be the height of comedy, but it is funny. Obviously we can't all be as sophisticated as yourself.

 

[m3t4tr0n]

That's not what makes it funny. The humour is in the unintentional gaff. Colemanballs not for you I'd suggest.

Might not be the height of comedy, but it is funny. Obviously we can't all be as sophisticated as yourself.

100% this. It's got absolutely nothing to do with anyone's gender. The guys not had a lot of success to say the least, and, as presented comes over as extreme outside the box motivational thinking ... It's the absurdity of it. It's really not that deep lol.

 

[LessoftheLip]

Reminds me of this classic.

https://x.com/MonarchDafey/status/1637883235660181504?s=20

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

would this have been back in dressing room or part of half time fans entertainment like ?

 

[Aet290204]

Can I just add that as a fully fledged red blooded gay man I’d love the opportunity to have oral sex with an entire football team at half time.

And if Wayne Rooney got rid of the beard I’d probably do him as well.

I can dream.

 

[Norman_Conquest]

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

It is obviously an innuendo oooh matron craic that the British Carry On films based their humour on.

 

[northernrower]

Rooney said he wanted to "suck" the whole team off at half-time if he could. While he obviously meant "suck" as in "replace" the thought of Rooney wanting to give oral sex to his squad is hilarious, because he is a man and men giving other men blowjobs is the height of comedy, clearly

FFS