Question for Carrick at press conference

Q1. Michael Are you disappointed to be losing your top scorer mid way through a season when there is so much left to play for, and how much harder will this prove in qualifying for the play offs?

Carrick:
It might seem crazy what I'm about to say
Sunshine she's here, you can take a break
I'm a hot air balloon that could go to space
With the air, like I don't care baby by the way

Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like a room without a roof
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like happiness is the truth
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you know what happiness is to you
Because I'm happy
Clap along if you feel like that's what you wanna do.
 
Michael, could you confirm that when doing intensive background checks on potential signings, you would walk away from the deal if they didn't put HP sauce on bacon butties?
 
Michael - is there any truth in the rumour that Steve Gibson is secretly planning to move the club - brick by brick, player by player - to Bermondsey, South East London?
 
Michael, how are you and Kieran managing to discuss potential signings now Nobby’s no longer publishing his notebook on FMTTM?
 
How do you feel about the recent change of attitude on the local message board due to two away defeats?
‘Oh well, I just don’t understand fans of this club
They seem to want some kind of success.
I mean it’s not as if they are Newcastle or Man Utd fans - I do understand them.
Coffee anyone?’
 
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