It's getting beyond parody this.
I understand some folk really buy in to the idea that it's not worth having policies until we're in the run up to a general election, but when they've been getting slated for not standing for anything for the last few weeks wouldn't it now be worth having something... anything... prepared to say in response to these questions?
It doesn't need to be a full manifesto or detailed or costed or anything. Just 2 or 3 bullet points that MPs can rifle back when they get asked what would the Labour party actually like to do in power.