The older I get, the worse I get.
I get enraged when selfish people park in disabled spots who aren't showing a blue badge and are CLEARLY completely able bodied.
I was at the supermarket and just about to enter the door when a car parked up - a couple in their 20s inside. Only one blue badge space left.
They notice me looking and laugh. They get out to reveal themselves, unsurprisingly, as two fat chavs with neck tattoos, air max et al. As usual, I was quick to judge and, as usual, I was right.
Just as unsurprising was that I impotently, wimpishly said nothing for fear of direct confrontation. If I thought I might get away with it, I would have gladly murdered them both with an axe, right there in the car park, and left them for the birds to eat.
But I needed a card for our Dad and some cornettos.
I get enraged when selfish people park in disabled spots who aren't showing a blue badge and are CLEARLY completely able bodied.
I was at the supermarket and just about to enter the door when a car parked up - a couple in their 20s inside. Only one blue badge space left.
They notice me looking and laugh. They get out to reveal themselves, unsurprisingly, as two fat chavs with neck tattoos, air max et al. As usual, I was quick to judge and, as usual, I was right.
Just as unsurprising was that I impotently, wimpishly said nothing for fear of direct confrontation. If I thought I might get away with it, I would have gladly murdered them both with an axe, right there in the car park, and left them for the birds to eat.
But I needed a card for our Dad and some cornettos.