I remember a pre-season friendly at Salford a few years ago, that I think was Woodgate's first game in charge. Even though he'd been at the heart of the Pulisball coaching team, he still thought we had the players to play out from the back.
Ryan Shotton's performance that day was genuinely one of the worst I've ever seen from a professional footballer. He played like he had concussion, and every time he took the ball from our keeper (Pears?) he gave it away. Every. Single. Time.
I was sat near Alan Moore - former Boro winger, now anti-vax lunatic, but then a scout for Wigan - and all of his scouting notes were just detailing what a joke our defence was in possession.
To Woodgate's credit, he finally caved after about 30 minutes and just told the keeper to launch it.