Over £500,000 of Parmos Stolen From Parmo Factory in South Bank

[speckyget]

Nonsense. You can't make parmos in a factory. They have to be individually shat.

 

[outoftown]

Bet there's loads of wifeys waiting to get their hands on some discount food . Can't wait to spend their man's-giro

 

[Muttley]

Police are following the trail of dropped salad

 

[Boro_Interlinked]

Surely they set out to rob £1mil worth but once they got stuck in , well the job was just too big

 

[BaronSmoggie]

Ballz, I thought this was real......again !!!

 

[Alzi]

Party Party Party! Everybody round Burglar Bill's house for a Parmo!

 

[Simply red]

Police now following a tip off after someone bought 250 tins of carrots and 250 tins of peas from Aldi , looks like they are going for the Europa recipe .

 

[Redwurzel]

500,000 of Parmos at trade prices must be about 200,000 parmos - that must be a months production?

 

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Evening update. Linda Pocket, the owner of Happy Linda's parmo factory in South Bank, has just said that the actual value of the stolen parmos is only £502,674, not the £509,674 that was originally reported and with the extra £7,000 worth of parmos she's got, she's going to have an absolutely massive parmo party in Centre Square sometime in the nexth month. Look out on social media for the date. Bloody great and see you there.