Over £500,000 of Parmos Stolen From Parmo Factory in South Bank

[Fantastic News of Boro]

Shocking news and it looks like the culprits may well get away with it. Come on the Police.

'Police criminal profiler, Jesse Jameson, said, ‘Although we have no descriptions of the robbers at the moment, you can bet your bottom dollar that these are people who really really like parmos, know people who really really like parmos, or think they can sell them to people who really really like parmos, or all 3.'

Over £500,000 of Parmos Stolen From Parmo Factory in South Bank

In what police are describing as the biggest ever food robbery heist in the Teesside area for almost 75 years, exactly £509,674 worth of parmos were stolen from Happy Linda’s parmo factory in South…

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[BlindBoyGrunt]

Oh crumbs.

 

[coluka]

Saucy beggars

 

[ForssAwakens]

Well looks like some hot shot criminals in the area

 

[joeydiaz]

Apparently the culprits fled by horseback and were seen escalopeing away from the scene of the crime

 

[outoftown]

You can betch yer last pound it's a local

 

[Lottowyn]

It might be 500 lbs rather than £s.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

A rough calculation tells me there's 125000000 calories of energy in the stolen parmos. Enough to fly to the moon and back.

 

[Norfolkred1]

wonder if 'Jeff the Chef' had any involvement.

 

[ForssAwakens]

wonder if 'Jeff the Chef' had any involvement.

My moneys on mo, reputation never recovered from the garlic rumour

 

[Chris_Boro]

Bet they left all the salad though.

 

[atypical_boro]

A rough calculation tells me there's 125000000 calories of energy in the stolen parmos. Enough to fly to the moon and back.

With Tony Mowbray?

 

[Simply red]

Police Need to check who is getting married in South Bank , Eston or Redcar this weekend , people will go to any length to have their wedding remembered . Parmo starter , Parmo main , Parmo nibbles after .

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

It might be 500 lbs rather than £s.

That's a description of the perp.

 

[BlindBoyGrunt]

A rough calculation tells me there's 125000000 calories of energy in the stolen parmos. Enough to fly to the moon and back.

Or you could stack them up and walk to the moon and back.

 

[Borotommo]

One hell of a take-away

 

[r00fie1]

We know whats in the Meat draw at North Ormesby Workies tonight!

 

[smoggs03]

Good job the plans for the burrito heist were foiled.

 

[gregorgregorovich]

Betcha Mel was the source of the story.

 

[Centralscrutinizer]

Bet they left all the salad though.

You'd like to think so. Need a big fridge though because if they did it properly it's got to be kept overnight, so it's not wasted, then thrown out the next day