Newbie here

Youngie said:
No just here

I googled forums and it came up with One Boro and here...but I didn’t register as it seemed a bit quiet (one Boro) . Then I saw NWs interview and he mentioned here so I thought this must be the official one
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Bet it did, I’m not having it for one second. ☝️ chucking feeky munky. 😉
 
Coincidentally I was RIFLING through the junk drawer earlier looking for a gateway to Narnia, as I often do on these long lockdown nights but all I found was an owld fruit gum right at the back that was stuck to the hair of one of those ugly novelty troll pencil ends that all of the girls used to use at school and there was a little bit of pencil still left stuck inside it and someone had etched 'Youngie' on the side of it with a blunt compass. Not sure why I felt the urge to type all of that. Just felt appropriate somehow. A warm bumface welcome to you Mr. NEW poster. Hope that you have yourself a lovely time on here.
 
bumface said:
Coincidentally I was RIFLING through the junk drawer earlier looking for a gateway to Narnia, as I often do on these long lockdown nights but all I found was an owld fruit gum right at the back that was stuck to the hair of one of those ugly novelty troll pencil ends that all of the girls used to use at school and there was a little bit of pencil still left stuck inside it and someone had etched 'Youngie' on the side of it with a blunt compass. Not sure why I felt the urge to type all of that. Just felt appropriate somehow. A warm bumface welcome to you Mr. NEW poster. Hope that you have yourself a lovely time on here.
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Erm.... ok.... I think 🤔
 
Youngie said:
Erm.... ok.... I think 🤔
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Probably just a coincidence like I said. Or perhaps a portent from the heavens to say that you have been chosen to do either GREAT or TERRIBLE things on here. Like all of that stuff about cows being born with two heads in Macbeth. THAT kind of thing. I wouldn't WORRY about it if I were you.
 
All newbies are subjected to an initiation ceremony. You must post a Brexit related thread and prove your mettle by dealing with the abuse. It’s good for the soul
 
Most posters who innocently introduce themselves are playing the long game with ulterior motives. Most end up as wrong-uns. I'll be keeping an eye on you just in case....👀
Nothing personal, just doing my job.
 
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