El Guapo
Well-known member
……I’m in a mood
She’s gone to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets
She wasn’t immunised
That’s a legal requirement
She’s increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearth rug
My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She went to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets
We couldn’t have children
That didn't stop us from trying
We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance
Oh, Rose how we loved you
But where are you now?
Alone with your salesman
You adulterous cow
She’s gone to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets
She wasn’t immunised
That’s a legal requirement
She’s increasingly slapdash
Since we bought that new hearth rug
My Rose has left me
I'm in a mood
She went to Kenya
With the bloke from Allied Carpets
We couldn’t have children
That didn't stop us from trying
We were turned down for adoption
Because of her bizarre appearance
Oh, Rose how we loved you
But where are you now?
Alone with your salesman
You adulterous cow