MFC Viz Top Tips

[goalscrounger]

Boro players, save a couple of minutes of playing time by immediately kicking any direct free kicks high into the stands. (or let McNair take them!)

 

[rkangel]

Convince your friends you can travel in time, buy your clothes in Middlesbrough made me smile. Especially after going out in Newcastle.

 

[NorthumberlandBoro]

EMPLOYERS: Avoid hiring unlucky people by immediately tossing half the CVs into the bin.

 

[Laughing]

I do like a bot of Viz.

 

[Sammysmiths]

Make airline passengers think you have a swimming pool by painting a big blue rectangle on your back lawn.

 

[Sammysmiths]

Save valuable space in your freezer by storing sweet corn in the squares on potato waffles.

 

[Cuthbert]

I do like a bot of Viz.

Is that called a Vizbot?

 

[Laughing]

Is that called a Vizbot?

I noticed when I posted but couldn't be bothered editing on a thread about Viz!!!

 

[Glover_elbow]

Save valuable space in your freezer by storing sweet corn in the squares on potato waffles.

Absolute genius

 

[Soutra]

I walked into B&Q the other day and this bloke in an orange and black uniform asked me if I wanted decking. Fortunately I got the first punch in and that was that. But others may not be as lucky, so be on your guard.

 

[Sammysmiths]

Whilst waiting for a train, the announcement over the tannoy said “the train arriving at platform 1 is the 10:25 to Grantham.” Fearing for my life, I jumped onto the safety of the tracks where I was swiftly hit by a passing Intercity 125. Don’t always believe what these so called announcers tell you!