Just when you think things can’t get any worse ....

[FabioPorkpie]

......
‘Human penises are shrinking’

Human penises are shrinking because of pollution, warns scientist

Dr Shanna Swan has found that chemicals called phthalates are causing human babies to be born with malformed genitals.

news.sky.com

 

[Borotommo]

I take that report with a pinch of foreskin

 

[S7DiscoDown]

I just sent it to my missus. That's my new excuse

To be fair she came back with top banter saying she is now going to attend the next Extinction Rebelian march

 

[Jollyroger]

Sounds like a **** and bull story to me!

 

[Boro in Devon]

Surely they all extend and shrink, unless you are a shower

 

[Konrad_the_Barbarian]

Just like any muscle if you don't use it it will wither and get smaller. Give it plenty of exercise.

I find mine has got bigger as I've got older. Coincidentally so has my right forearm