Jonathan Gullis - is this a new low even for the Tory party?

bumface

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I don't know why neanderthals get such a bad rap. I've read previously that some people think the reason they died out is because we ate them all. Not Boro fans specifically but you know homo sapiens.
I'm ashamed to say that it was the bum-faced folk who ate the neanderthals. It was a terrible chapter in our history and we've done our best to make up for that. We're better now, honestly. We don't eat people these days and we stay away from horses.
 

Sheriff_John_Bunnell_ret

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I'm ashamed to say that it was the bum-faced folk who ate the neanderthals. It was a terrible chapter in our history and we've done our best to make up for that. We're better now, honestly. We don't eat people these days and we stay away from horses.
Some other very interesting science news that I read today said that sea spiders can grow new anuses. Could come in very useful for you. Does beg the question how they lost their anus in the first place. Careless at best. Though I have to admit I've come close a couple of times due to the casual way Steffen deals with back passes.

Also there are spiders in the F***ing sea now!!!?!!?! When did this happen?
 

Laughing

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I don't know why neanderthals get such a bad rap. I've read previously that some people think the reason they died out is because we ate them all. Not Boro fans specifically but you know homo sapiens.
They died out, I think because they were much more peacful than homo sapiens. We just murdered them all and raped their cave women.
 

Jonny Ingbar

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Some other very interesting science news that I read today said that sea spiders can grow new anuses. Could come in very useful for you. Does beg the question how they lost their anus in the first place. Careless at best. Though I have to admit I've come close a couple of times due to the casual way Steffen deals with back passes.

Also there are spiders in the F***ing sea now!!!?!!?! When did this happen?
To be fair I've done that a few times after a dodgy vindaloo, although they didn't publish a paper about it in The Smithsonian.
 

NoloBoro

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Although it’s true that Homo Sapiens are the dominant species it’s suggested that Neanderthals didn’t die out as such, and some people are directly descended from them apparently, that’s one theory at least.
That’s what I read anyway.
Neanderthals were by all accounts, loving, peaceful and caring, they’ve found remains of disabled Neanderthals that prove that they would have required constant care from their people to stay alive and these disabled Neanderthals died of old age. So to suggest that Tories are Neanderthals is to bestow a compliment on them they don’t deserve, as the evidence, which isn’t based on supposition or hypothesis or from looking at remains but can be seen with your own eyes, Is that unlike Neanderthals Tories don’t give a Fvck about anyone.
 

BaronSmoggie

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Although it’s true that Homo Sapiens are the dominant species it’s suggested that Neanderthals didn’t die out as such, and some people are directly descended from them apparently, that’s one theory at least.
That’s what I read anyway.
Neanderthals were by all accounts, loving, peaceful and caring, they’ve found remains of disabled Neanderthals that prove that they would have required constant care from their people to stay alive and these disabled Neanderthals died of old age. So to suggest that Tories are Neanderthals is to bestow a compliment on them they don’t deserve, as the evidence, which isn’t based on supposition or hypothesis or from looking at remains but can be seen with your own eyes, Is that unlike Neanderthals Tories don’t give a Fvck about anyone.
So, ' r_soles' beat out the sitting population and made life worse all round. Sounds exactly like the Tories. Maybe we should start referring to them as a bunch of Homo Sapiens.
 
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