Johnson dead...

[SmallTown]

...lucky to get to the front of the NHS waiting list to have a sinus operation.

Good for him

 

[Randy]

I imagine a man of his wealth and position had the operation done privately.

Convenient timing mind.

 

[WeeGord]

The boy done well. I wonder if anyone else with unexpected nasal problems gets dealt with so quickly?

On a completely different note he's a very naughty lad. I bet he's done thousands of lines, judging by his school report.

 

[asredastheycome]

What bad news is due.

 

[HarryVegas]

You put your right winger in,
he tools about,
does a ton of hokey cokey
and his septum falls out ...

 

[BiggEggo]

Did the surgeons manage to release the 211 Tory MP's who were trapped in his anus?

 

[The_Lizards_Jumpers]

I imagine a man of his wealth and position had the operation done privately.

Convenient timing mind.

Well I doubt he gets private medical insurance as part of his job, as many people have - that would be a political disaster were MP's to not rely on the NHS.

As for his wealth, that's debatable given the constant pleading of poverty and canvassing for donations to do his house up, or feed his family. Spawns of children don't pay for themselves you know...

 

[Linny]

What bad news is due.

I thought it was already convenient with this story about trying to get a £100k pa job for his mistress, while his wife was going through cancer treatment.

 

[Cardiffdaffs]

Well I doubt he gets private medical insurance as part of his job, as many people have - that would be a political disaster were MP's to not rely on the NHS.

As for his wealth, that's debatable given the constant pleading of poverty and canvassing for donations to do his house up, or feed his family. Spawns of children don't pay for themselves you know...

No indeed - his "donors" do that. It has been confirmed it was an NHS operation and according to their spokesman it had "been arranged for some time"